I'm here to impress you.
I'm kinda like a car accident on the freeway, you try your best to ignore it but you can't resist the urge and look anyway.
My name is Jack, and I live life for a living.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Terry Crews is frickin’ HILAR!
SRSLY. Hella confusing, yo.
But then again…
This should have been on Reading Rainbow.