I'm here to impress you.

I'm kinda like a car accident on the freeway, you try your best to ignore it but you can't resist the urge and look anyway.

My name is Jack, and I live life for a living.

The end.

 

ellendegeneres:

Rob Lowe and Ellen reenact an uncomfortable kiss he had with Jewel for a TV show. We can now all experience it together.